When she realizes she’s run out of cupcake papers, she might add that to her list for the store.
When she gets to the store and fills her cart, someone might tell her that, no, they do not carry cupcake papers.
When she goes to yet another store and buys those cupcake papers (but not Dixie cups because they didn’t have any), she might think she’s done shopping.
When she then leaves the store to pick up her kids, she might see a sign on the school door that reminds her of the pajama drive and say to herself, “*&%$, I forgot about that!”
When she goes to yet ANOTHER store to buy the pajamas, she might realize she could have just gotten everything there.
When she comes home from that last store (with plenty of other items), she might realize that she could also have picked up Dixie cups at the last store.
When she washes her hands and finds that the liquid soap pump sprays foam all over her sweater because it has more air than soap in it, she might add that she could have bought the hand soap she keeps forgetting at that last store too.
When she puts her headphones on to take a break finally, she might hear the song, “Wrapped Around Your Finger.”
When she listens to the line, “Then you’ll find your servant is your master,” she might think that this sums up her relationship with the American retail industry precisely.